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I came across a American Chopper episode where they were making a diesel powered motorcycle for Monster Diesel. The company came in and showed them their product and I'm quite impressed.

 

They said their additive:

* Reduces diesel consumption by as much as 15%

* Boosts diesel fuel’s energy by 10% for increased power and mileage per gallon

* Reduces metal to metal engine wear and friction by as much as 40%, to reduce down time

* Winterizes diesel fuel to allow low temperature operation, preventing gelling and eliminating the need for expensive #1 diesel fuel

* Boosts the cetane number by 12.5%--twice the boost of premium gas over regular

* Eliminates engine knock

* Provides corrosion control in the fuel system

* Supplements fuel to make up for the loss in lubricity that occurs when using ultra low sulfur diesel fuel

* Extends the life of your engine

* Eco-Friendly

* Changes the spray pattern in the combustion chamber to reduce black smoke from the exhaust.

 

Here's the website

 

http://www.monsterdiesel.com/

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Endorsed by Orange County Choppers... they can sell shit to folks that don't ride scooters... It MUST be good if Paul senior likes it.....

 

WOW

 

wow

 

 

 

 

 

wow

 

changes the spray pattern, huh?

 

wow

 

we can all retire now

 

Paul senior.... Wow..... you can't find a better expert than paul senior....

 

'scuse me... I have to !?@#%! now....

 

wow

 

I previewed my post.... did you realize that master bait comes up as !?@#%!? More wow!!!!

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Cut and paste from their website:

 

WE ARE PROUD TO ANNOUNCE

You can Now, Purchase Monster Deisel™ Online

 

You fuckers can't even spell DIESEL right?

 

Dee dee dee!

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Momma told me that there will be no more "American Chopper"....

 

I tried to appear heartbroken as I secretly wished all those other 'reality' shows would take the same route...

 

House shows, restaraunt shows, fa gg ot shows, clothes shows, short people, fat people, wedding people, stupid people...

 

Get a fucking life... live your own instead of watching others do it...

 

Keith???? Are we that bad that we "need" a censorbot? I could fuck you up the ass but I can't be a fa gg ot while I'm doing it? (just a joke)...

 

Earlier today, I noticed in the banner at the top of the page that 42 mechanics were online just waiting to answer my questions... Somebody missed the target audience....

 

Muck Fe

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  • 2 weeks later...

That show is the WORST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!

 

LOL

 

There's a Jersey Shore name generator floating around out there somewhere...

 

Apparently I'm "The Deltoid"

 

Not sure if I like that or not.

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