Think yo ass be a Juice Stroke Guru, biatch?

Keith Browning · October 15, 2013

Oooh I am dyin! I forgot all about Gizoogle. Here is what the DTS looks like translated...Yo be clicking this shiz right here! I love this! :haha2: Over tha muthafuckin years playas have axed how tha fuck we remove engines from trucks. Da answer is dat it dependz on tha application n' tha engine we is rappin' about. This 2007 F350 is havin itz 6.0L Juice Stroke diesel engine removed fo' a funky-ass bedplate reseal. It aint nuthin but tha nick nack patty wack, I still gots tha bigger sack. Dat shiznit was decided ta remove tha engine from tha front rockin a engine lift bracket designed ta be used wit tha Navistar V-8 diesels (A.K.A. Juice Strokes) which can be used ta remove 7.3L, 6.0L n' 6.4L engines. Da bracket allows tha technician ta grab tha engine from tha front of tha block n' vary tha pitch front ta back. Cab off repairs have become common n' engine replacement be also one of dem thangs you would consider dat approach fo' realz. A 6.4L or a 6.7L engine has a shitload of parts n' systems bolted on ta dem n' bein able ta access dem all from any angle wit ease promotes proper assembly. With tha cab raised there is enough room ta lift a engine wit a cold-ass lil chain rockin engine lift brackets, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Dependin on tha type hoist n' chain bein used a engine typically may gotta be removed from tha side as tha wheel well openin serves up additionizzle clearizzle fo' tha hoist boom.

lmorris · October 15, 2013

:rockon: :haha2:

Aaron · October 15, 2013

Jesus tap dancing Christ.

Aaron · October 15, 2013

I nearly spit my dinner out all over the place on this one:

Did yo ass know. :haha2:

Did Yo ass Know?

Diesel gin n juice is ignited by heat caused by compression. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da gin n juice is injected tha fuck into tha combustion chamber when tha temperature of tha compressed air charge is bangin' enough ta ignite dat shit. Glow plugs n' various typez of intake air heatas is used ta assist startin a cold-ass lil cold engine by pre-heatin tha air up in tha combustion chamber n' shit. Yo ass should NEVER use ether ta start a gangbangin' finger-lickin' diesel engine equipped wit such devices as fire, engine damage or underground fuck-up may result.