Keith Browning Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Paddle faster! I hear banjo music!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DwayneGorniak Posted May 3, 2010 Share Posted May 3, 2010 Here's a couple of Jimbo's latest sayings around the shop: If you keep poking at a zit, it'll eventually pop. And of course the country song that he's been singing lately: It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Notorious Cherry Bombs. Good stuff, right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 What happens if you tell your significant other that the pie and or cake will go straight to her hips? Reference above song. LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Warman Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 That would be pecan pie (I think)... and it appears that there may be a new holiday trailer in Dwaynes future... Flowers and chocolates would have been so much cheaper.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Dude I was on the phone when I read that and the other party on the phone wants to know what the hell I'm laughing at so much. Maybe him an' me can be roommates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Nice truck, sorry about your penis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Warman Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Happy birthday Grampy! How's the Vacation so far? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LARRY BRUDZYNSKI Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 +1 Happy B-Day Jim!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Warman Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Thanks, guys... Aaron, I've hardly lifted a finger so far... and the guilt complex is kicking in hard... time to start justifying my existance today!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Amacker Posted July 3, 2010 Share Posted July 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 ^^^ Jim, you've justified your existence plenty. Have a fuckin' break, dude! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredsvt Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 Here's one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVkWfNr_dDU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LARRY BRUDZYNSKI Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Back to the topic..... "The Future is Now" Thanks to Mentor and Keith!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Warman Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 Here's one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVkWfNr_dDU You missed one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fredsvt Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Originally Posted By: Fredsvt Here's one! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVkWfNr_dDU You missed one Hey now! Those at work enjoyed it. We need some commercials like that down here to shake things up a bit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted December 23, 2010 Share Posted December 23, 2010 "A parent's only as good as their dumbest kid. If one wins a Nobel Prize but the other gets robbed by a hooker, you failed." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Saunoras Posted December 24, 2010 Share Posted December 24, 2010 if assholes could fly this place would be an airport i'd bang her like a screen door in a hurricane Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted January 15, 2011 Share Posted January 15, 2011 I'm not really a bitch, I just play one in your life! Put "The" and "IRS" together and it spells "theirs." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbriggs Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 "The other night I was flipping channels between porn and fishing, my wife says, leave it on porn, you already know how to fish." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keith Browning Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 "Hi Pot, this is Kettle and you are black" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Warman Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 Work - the curse of the drinking class.... W.C. Fields is quoted as saying " I always have whiskey handy in case I see a snake.... which I also keep handy...". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lmorris Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Seen on the back of a race teams trailer. "My drinking team has a racing problem!" My favorite: A bad decision on your part does not necessarily constitute and emergency on my part. My parents named me Leon, because they couldn't spell Bleeuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruce Amacker Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 My favorite: A bad decision on your part does not necessarily constitute and emergency on my part. That's one of my favorites, too, but stated as, "Poor planning on your part does not necessarily constitute an immediate emergency on my part." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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