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My high school automotive shop teacher's saying "drier than a nun's fart" was one I thought to be on the cruder end of the spectrum.

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Drier than a popcorn fart.  I didn't want to go there but since Mike did....

 

In response to "Your a smartass" Well that's better than being a dumbass. (Sometimes followed by a punch always followed by a beer or two.)

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Someone says to me, "Hey, if I wanted to hear from an asshole, I fart". My immediate reply would be, "If wasn't for assholes like me, shit like you wouldn't be alive".

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"The best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing you can do is the wrong thing, the worst thing you can do is nothing."

 

- Theodore Roosevelt

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I've been a Ford guy for decades and I have heard all the wise cracks but I can't believe I have never heard this one 'til the other day:

 

"Did you hear Ford is coming out with tailgate warmers for next years pickups? It's so your hands wont get cold when you're pushin' 'er off the road" :D

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